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Yankees sign Chase Headley: Twitter reaction roundup

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The Yankees signed Chase Headley to a four-year deal Monday morning, keeping the third baseman they acquired from the Padres this past summer in pinstripes for the foreseeable future. In a stunning development, most of the internet seemed to think the Yankees got a pretty good deal! Here's how Twitter reacted to the news of Headley's return.

Guess we're starting with the one negative thing I could find. Get it out of the way early and stuff.

Refsnyder > Pirela. Hopefully the Yankees think so too. They do need pitching, though. You have to give up something to get something. Ugh. I need a prospect to come up and do well for my own personal happiness. It was supposed to be Refsnyder.

Now, onto the celebration.

One who doesn't have hips that are being consumed by moths, even! Pretty hilarious how the left side of the infield went from hilariously bad joke to pretty darn respectable in basically two weeks.

Yes to Scherzer, please. I don't want Colby Rasmus on my team, but maybe the Yankees' policy on regular showers and personal grooming would help a little? No, probably not.

Oh boy.

You get a four-year deal, and you get a four-year deal, and you get a four-year deal, and you get a four-year deal!

This is probably my favorite thing about bringing Headley back.

Also one is going to have nearly unlimited access to clam chowder and Dunkin Donuts. So there's that.

People who aren't Yankees fans...praising something the Yankees did. I don't know what to make of this. This is weird.

More of that!

And now for the most glorious idea to have come out of the Headley signing:

This. would. be. glorious!


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