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We're just half an hour away from finally being formally introduced to new Padres Wil Myers, Justin Upton, Will Middlebrooks, and Derek Norris. They're following a tough act, what with Matt Kemp making us all fall madly in love with him during his presser a few weeks back. So dig yourself out from under that mountain of email you got while you were on vacation, take your lunch break a little early, and check out the fresh meat with us. You can catch the press conference live on Padres.com. And here's a little Bingo card, just because I love you.
Josh Ishoo sighting | Carlos Quentin | Bud Black has an Americano | Preller makes a trade mid-press conference | Middlebrooks health questions |
Preller's hair is crazy | Myers for Hamels | Hitting in Petco | Paddleboarding | Norris's beard reaches his mic |
Upton extension | Who's on first | Hacksaw says something dumb (FREE) | Breakfasttown | "That's baseball" |
Who's in the rotation | Someone buttons their jersey wrong | Preller looks like he hasn't slept in a week | Bud Selig | Brown uniforms |
"Rock Star GM" | All-Star Game | Technical difficulties | Myers looks dreamy | Sunny San Diego |