Merry Christmas! Won't you join us in a round of Padres-themed caroling?
You may be wondering why I've saved this post for Christmas, instead of posting it nearly two weeks ago and teasing out the days. Well, firstly, the 12 days of Christmas start on Christmas, and here at Gaslamp Ball, we don't settle for anything less than perfect accuracy with our holiday themed clickbait. But to keep this from getting tedious, I'm skipping straight to the last verse.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true fan gave to me twelve sluggers slugging...
Eleven pitchers pitching...
Ten runners stealing...
Nine Emeralds dancing...
Eight beers a-fizzing...
Seven Dodgers whiffing...
(Somebody find me an image to put here; I'm having a shockingly difficult time with it)
Six Giants tripping...
FIVE GOLD GLOVES.
Four diving grabs.
Three home runs...
Two double plays...
and a pennant in the new year!
(Image coming October 2014.)
From all of us at Gaslamp Ball to all of you, Merry Christmas! If you gave or received any Padres gifts, show them off in the comments!